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UNMASKING JET BOY!








So I've been going down the list of people who possibly could be the m

ysterious Jet Boy or Flying Boy as some news stations hav

e called him., or may possibly know WHO he may be! I've gone through EVERY single student at Fredrick Jr. High. And here's who I came up with.

MARSHALL "BRICK" BOWMAN


Brick Bowman, Fredrick Jr. High's resident bully and 3rd year eighth grader! Seeing as how he's been here longer than most of the faculty, I'm thinking maybe Brick got a little bored with eighth grade life seeing as how he's been living it the past few semesters. Maybe beating the crap out of us intelligent, and somewhat sane, members of the student bod
y, has finally gotten old. Maybe flying around for a new form of atte
ntion is his new hobby. Question is, where does someone like Bric

k, who is pretty much on the bottom of the intellectual totem pole, get the ability and know how to fly around like a bird. A rather large and stupid bird, I might add!



Paul Perkins

Perkins, if he's NOT The Flying Boy, may very well know who is. I'm leaning more towards the fact that he knows who he is more than him being the actual kid we caught in the picture! Perkins is very sneaky! Perfect example, the pic below was taken by him and sent to almost every cell phone in our homeroom class! Yet Perk

ins didn't get in tro
uble for his actions... HE NEVER DOES for that matter!



There's your proof of how much of a moron Perkins is! The fac
t that he can pretty much do anything he wants and gets away with it makes him a prime candidate for someone who can house a secret!


Mya Lee
Maybe the Flying Boy isn't a boy at all. Maybe it's a GIRL! Besides hanging around with Perkins, I think Lee just maybe the thrill seeking type. Maybe if Perkins is indeed housing a secret, maybe the secret is HER! The two of them are awfully tight. Kinda makes you wonder...

My number one pick... MILO FOREMAN!
The smartest kid in school... next to me, that is! Milo has the ability to pretty much do anything he wants! Along with having an extremely high I.Q. , Milo's family are pretty well off. And I still don''t know exactly what they do for a living since Milo rarely speaks to anyone. I'm thinking the kid got bored and built him a suit or some kind of device to help him fly around! I'm willing to bet my entire year's lunch money on the fact that Milo IS the Flying Boy! I'll be watching him VERY CLOSE!

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