The hackers REVEALED!

The World Watch Group, an organization responsible for tracking internet crimes, released these statements via the News 5 website. This first one is from yesterday morning...

Now checkout this next statement from around noon today. Notice anything familiar?

I guess it's safe to say my pants have officially been CRAPPED!

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CLOWN CAR COMBO!

BOOOOOOY does my stomach hurt! Why, you ask? Because of a stupid bet I made with my brother at CLOWN BURGER! The bet was that I could finish off an entire CLOWN CAR COMBO! For those of you living under a rock, that consists of a DELUXE CLOWN BURGER, LARGE CLOWN FRIES, SPICY CIRCUS NUGGETS, A CLOWN DOG, and large drink from your choice of PENGUIN POP products(I chose the GORILLA GRAPE this day!). So of course he had to take a pic to mark the occassion! I won, of course...but my belly is paying the price for my victory!

New email from Big Brother about SCHOLDERMAKER!

WHOA! THIS IS A BOMBSHELL! I will be researching this...

Who is JET BOY?

So I was with Monty, my photographer, working on our new article for the school newspaper, "TREES: NATURE'S BEAUTY OR PUBLIC NUISANCE?" , and I LOOK UP... and there he was! The mysterious JET BOY! He showed up on the scene about a year ago. And the news talks about everything EXCEPT for where he comes from! So who is JET BOY? Well I know one person who might know... THIS GUY! Seems that this "IRON BUM" had a run in with JET BOY in our very own city of Rocville! Somehow this armored "MENACE" made his way here all the way from NEW YORK. And what is this "thing" and how do we know that JET BOY didn't put it here? Is he protecting us? Or is he putting us all at risk! For all we know, he could be any kid in town! One of my classmates even! Or maybe he's not a "boy" at all! No one knows... but I plan on being the first to find out!

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