AAAAAAND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!

I guess we found out exactly what that Clown Burger email meant... at 3:45pm yesterday, That same Clown Burger from yesterday's article( the same one from the video as well.), was bombed.

Now I'm starting to see the pattern(The Penguin Pop explosion). Could Section 17 be behind these bombings? Could the K.R.O.N.O.S. that have been branded as terroists actually be the heroes trying to warn us of a much bigger threat? Things are getting VERY ugly!

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CLOWN CAR COMBO!

BOOOOOOY does my stomach hurt! Why, you ask? Because of a stupid bet I made with my brother at CLOWN BURGER! The bet was that I could finish off an entire CLOWN CAR COMBO! For those of you living under a rock, that consists of a DELUXE CLOWN BURGER, LARGE CLOWN FRIES, SPICY CIRCUS NUGGETS, A CLOWN DOG, and large drink from your choice of PENGUIN POP products(I chose the GORILLA GRAPE this day!). So of course he had to take a pic to mark the occassion! I won, of course...but my belly is paying the price for my victory!

New email from Big Brother about SCHOLDERMAKER!

WHOA! THIS IS A BOMBSHELL! I will be researching this...

Who is JET BOY?

So I was with Monty, my photographer, working on our new article for the school newspaper, "TREES: NATURE'S BEAUTY OR PUBLIC NUISANCE?" , and I LOOK UP... and there he was! The mysterious JET BOY! He showed up on the scene about a year ago. And the news talks about everything EXCEPT for where he comes from! So who is JET BOY? Well I know one person who might know... THIS GUY! Seems that this "IRON BUM" had a run in with JET BOY in our very own city of Rocville! Somehow this armored "MENACE" made his way here all the way from NEW YORK. And what is this "thing" and how do we know that JET BOY didn't put it here? Is he protecting us? Or is he putting us all at risk! For all we know, he could be any kid in town! One of my classmates even! Or maybe he's not a "boy" at all! No one knows... but I plan on being the first to find out!

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