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THE MYSTERY OF SECTION 17 REVEALED...POSSIBLE LINK TO CLOWN BURGER?


Ok, so after stuffing my face with the clown car combo over at clown burger. I turn on the news to see that Mike Howard, C.E.O. at Clown Burger had disappeared when he went to visit one of his many CLOWN BURGER locations. The location in question was mysteriously shut down within 24 hours of his disappearance. When investigators searched his car, they found receipts to an unmapped location in Egypt for 176 CLOWN CAR COMBOS. Why does this link to SECTION 17? Well it just so happens, that that location in Egypt was linked to some serious U.F.O. activity a few decades ago, and the men described at the scene after the sighting match that of previous descriptions given of what SECTION 17 agents were supposed to look like! Ok people, I'm not sure about you...BUT I WANT ANSWERS...!

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